It’s national dump your boyfriend day…er I mean the opening day of Magic Mike! #princessprobz

— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) June 29, 2012

Already seen Magic Mike 4 times all by myself.They asked me to leave or else put my shirt back on.I didn’t notice I took it off.

— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) June 30, 2012

Where was I during the “extras” casting call for Magic Mike? I have amazing groping skills.

— JENNA MARBLES! (@ItsJennaMarbles) June 30, 2012

Got the crotch in my tux taken out a few inches so I don’t get kicked out of Magic Mike for a third time.

— Mat (@power_crystals) June 30, 2012

A lot of people are saying Magic Mike is too long but I really think the problem is the girth.

— Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) June 30, 2012

Whoever made the decision to not release Magic Mike in 3D should be fired.

— Jeremy Sollie (@JeremytheSollie) June 30, 2012

Does anyone else think it’s funny Tom Cruise announced his divorce the same day ‘Magic Mike’ came out?#MagicMike

— Jerrod Niemann’s Bus (@JerrodsBus) June 30, 2012

Does Magic Mike have a subplot about dental health? Ever since my fiancee saw it she’s been locked in the bathroom w/ an electric toothbrush

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 30, 2012

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