The catwoman in the new batman movie is so hot. The dark night wasn’t the only thing rising

— Grandad Freeman (@GrandadJFreeman) July 20, 2012

THE DARK NIGHT RINSES of course would be an all-shower scene movie.

— Nick Robinson (@Nickrob) July 20, 2012

Spoiler for Dark Night Rises: Anne Hathaway is unattractive the entire movie. That was expected though right?

— suptoivo (@suptoivo) July 20, 2012

Why is everybody tweeting about the dark night? I mean seriously, it’s dark every night..

— Austin Taylor (@Frat_Daddy) July 20, 2012

In my head “The Dark Knight Rises” is how Mario Balotelli chooses to inform ladies that he is aroused.

— Arsene’s Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) July 20, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises, goes to the bathroom, then goes back to bed.

— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) July 20, 2012

About to see The Dark Knight Rises, where we will finally see Batman fulfill his legacy and become Darth Vader.

— Timmy Williams (@timmyisanerd) July 20, 2012

Somewhere in NYC right now, Tim Tebow is watching “The Dark Knight” and hitting people with popcorn while he tries to feed himself.

— Peyton’s Head (@PeytonsHead) July 20, 2012

Rotten Tomatoes has re-opened commenting on DARK KNIGHT RISES reviews! Quick! To the Douchemobile!

— Eric D. Snider (@EricDSnider) July 20, 2012

Just in: The Dark Knight takes Viagra, rises.

— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) July 20, 2012

My policy on Dark Knight Rises spoilers. twitter.com/McCarron/statu…

— Patrick McCarron (@McCarron) July 20, 2012

I wonder how many black dudes plan on using “My dark knight is rising” as a pick up line.

— Sirrruh (@sirrruh) July 20, 2012

I wouldn’t mind making Christian Bale’s dark knight rise. #vv #mc

— Vodka Vendettas (@VodkaVendettas) July 20, 2012

If only Christian Bale’s suit could have George Clooney’s Bat-Nipples….

— Curt Mega (@curtmega) July 19, 2012

If my boyfriend ever cheated on me with Anne Hathaway I’d be like “That’s awesome I have a boyfriend!”

— Misnomer (@DoneEffedUp) July 20, 2012

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