Unfortunately Kristen Stewart can’t show she’s sorry for cheating on Robert Pattinson because she has no facial expressions…

— Goblet Of Tweets ÏŸ (@GobletOfTweets) July 25, 2012

At least Kristen Stewart only broke Robert Pattinson’s heart instead of driving a stake through it.

— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) July 26, 2012

I’m shocked & horrified That Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. Two men fancy her. TWO.

— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) July 26, 2012

What the Twilight? Kristen Stewart has lost her MIND. She had a good man … he was a Vampire … but a good man!

— GloZell Green (@GloZell) July 26, 2012

This is exciting. I’ve been hoping for more photos of Kristen Stewart in the press looking depressed.

— Brad Wollack (@BradWollack) July 26, 2012

Did you really expect Kristen Stewart NOT to cheat on a man who starred in WATER FOR ELEPHANTS?

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 25, 2012

Here’s Kristen Stewart during her apology today. She looks great! twitter.com/robfee/status/…

— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 25, 2012

Kristen Stewart has apologized for cheating on Robert Pattinson. I’m still waiting for an apology for the Twilight movies.

— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 25, 2012

Penn State has known for like 6 months now that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson.

— Adam Fogle (@adam_fogle) July 25, 2012

The many faces of Kristen Stewart – never fails to make me laugh twitter.com/imi4n/status/2…

— Ian Sinkins (@imi4n) July 25, 2012

Kristen Stewart admits to cheating on Robert Pattinson. She looks really upset about it, or happy, or maybe sleepy?

— Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) July 25, 2012

I’ve been sleeping with people other than Robert Pattinson for years now, virtually guilt-free.

— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) July 25, 2012

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