i want andrew garfield to wrap me up in a web of his hotness and perfection and destroy my entire being

— day day (@yellinforkellin) July 8, 2012

Andrew Garfield is sooo hot and sooo cute in #theamazingspiderman PLEASE! Have a baby with Emma Stone so I can adopt it!

— Krikor Bisdikian (@iKrikor) July 7, 2012

I have a theory that when Andy Murray and Andrew Garfield are the same person. Which makes them both spider man and 4th ranked in tennis.

— Avan Tudor Jogia (@ATJogia) July 7, 2012

Andrew Garfield making the Wimbledon final is a great Spider-Man promotion.

— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers21) July 6, 2012

I saw the new Spiderman earlier. Actually pretty good. I’d have sex with either Emma Stone or Andrew Garfield. Honestly don’t mind which.

— Ed Tullett (@edtullett) July 7, 2012

My favourite bit of Spider-Man was when, after the first sex scene, Emma Stone bites Andrew Garfield’s head off, and then sits on her eggs.

— Tom Riley (@thisisTomRiley) July 6, 2012

I wore my Spiderman shirt to see Spiderman yesterday, in case me being on twitter wasn’t enough of a clue that I’m not having sex.

— Flushing Nemo (@Flushing_Nemo) July 4, 2012

First thought on the leaving The Amazing Spiderman: they should’ve cast Martin Sheen as Aunt May, so he could stick around for the sequels.

— Jeremy Dylan (@mrjeremydylan) July 8, 2012

When I asked Tobey Maguire what he thought of the new Spider-Man movie he asked if I wanted extra butter on my popcorn.

— Peach Grenade (@peachgrenade) July 5, 2012

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