Now that it has been proven that white men can jump, let’s take a look at the best tweets about Felix Baumgartner Jump.

https://twitter.com/Parkjaydrive/status/257556673596624898

Don’t try it with IOS6, you’ll end up in a small village in Pakistan

Felix Baumgartner may have broken the sound barrier in freefall but he’s still named Felix Baumgartner.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) October 15, 2012

Comes from a guy named Dwight

“Did it hurt?… When you fell from your space balloon?” (good pick-up line to use on Felix Baumgartner)

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) October 14, 2012

Romantic fellow, hope it works better than “Roses are red, violets are blue, i’m Felix Baumgartner and I will fall over you”

I invited my mom to stay at my house for 2 days, I’d like to see Felix Baumgartner try and top that. #Daredevil

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 14, 2012

You win, by far, you win

Definitely going as slutty Felix Baumgartner for halloween.

— Julie (@metricjulie) October 14, 2012

Any sentence with halloween, slutty and Felix Baumgartner sounds cool

I’d say Felix Baumgartner is a pretty down-to-earth guy.

— Vernon Dursley (@Dursleytime) October 14, 2012

Brace yourselves, RedBull jokes are coming:

Why does Felix Baumgartner use a parachute? I thought a redbull gave you wings.

— Minerva McGonagall (@_McGonagall_) October 14, 2012

Just saw a Pensioner do a Sort of Tribute to Felix Baumgartner. Yep. He Drank a Can of Red Bull and then Fell down an Escalator.

— Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon) October 14, 2012

Difference between me and Felix Baumgartner is that when I drink Red Bull, I just stay up and tag all my music by genre.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 14, 2012

The lazies:

Felix Baumgartner tweeted from space then broke the sound barrier. I’m tweeting this from bed. I give up. You win this time, Baumgartner.

— Kelkulus (@kelkulus) October 14, 2012

Felix Baumgartner jumped out of a space capsule in an attempt to break records. I jumped off my couch in an attempt to get more ice cream.

— Chloe Lamb (@TheChloeLamb) October 14, 2012

The sports fans:

BREAKING: #FelixBaumgartner took so long to touch down that the Tennessee Titans offered him a 3 year $21 million dollar deal.

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) October 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/Giggsy99/status/257731345357361152

i wanna meet Joseph Gordon-Levitt and hump his leg

— Ramona Flowers(@flawlesslevitt) October 8, 2012

Dear Earth,Joseph Gordon Levitt wearing glasses is almost unfair in its sexiness! Sincerely, My Undies

— Debra DiGiovanni (@DebraDiGiovanni) October 9, 2012

I really think the phrase “As happy as Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 2012″ should take off.

— Josh Lawson (@joshlaw81) October 7, 2012

do you ever feel like crying over Joseph-Gordon Levitt’s beauty

— thordilocks (@algoreng) October 14, 2012

Looper spoiler: at the end they kick me out of the theater for licking JGL’s image on the screen

— lawblob (@lawblob) October 9, 2012

if joseph gordon-levitt and zooey deschanel had a baby it would be a magical unicorn.

— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) October 9, 2012

Thank you God, for Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

— Emma Hamilton (@pinkLemHAMnade) October 6, 2012