What does the web think of Lance Armstrong lies? Did he deserved the medals? Did he really landed on the moon?

Lance Armstrong breaks world record for most Tour de France titles stripped.

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 22, 2012

In a show of solidarity with Lance Armstrong, I will also never ride a bike again or before.

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 22, 2012

I have the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.

— Jack (@IamJackyBlack) October 22, 2012

They can take away Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France titles, but they can never take away the fact he was the first man on the moon.

— Laurie Hanna (@LaurieHanna) October 22, 2012

BREAKING: Lance Armstrong was just banned from teaching spin class.

— bombscribe (@bombscribe) October 22, 2012

“You’re all I have left,” says Lance Armstrong as he caresses the wife he made out of discarded Livestrong bracelets.

— ghost stefan (@boring_as_heck) October 22, 2012

They should let Lance Armstrong keep half his Tour de France titles based solely on the fact that he did those with one testicle

— Baratunde (@baratunde) October 22, 2012

Breaking: Lance Armstrong stripped of Papa John’s Papa Rewards points.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 22, 2012

Lance Armstrong’s Dog Leaves Him For Michael Vick

— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) October 22, 2012

i can’t believe they’ve stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles – you try riding a bike on drugs…

— Lee Nelson (@RealLeeNelson) October 22, 2012

If only Lance Armstrong had the balls to admit his mistakes.

— Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) October 22, 2012

IF YOU SEE LANCE ARMSTRONG RIDING A BIKE, LEGALLY YOU MUST PUSH HIM OFF.

— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) October 22, 2012

For Halloween, Lance Armstrong should go as a 7-time Tour de France winner.

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 21, 2012

Lance Armstrong finally admits that the Moon landing was fake too. #sad

— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) October 22, 2012