To celebrate the new release of twilight i’ve punched myself in the face

— DA’s Warriors (@DAsWarriors) November 16, 2012

I wanna take a girl to see twilight later an at the end i want her to lean in for a kiss but stop just as our lips touch, it will be cute

— She Crave Moore(@CraveMoore) November 16, 2012

If you think your day sucks, just be thankful you’re not one of those poor cats that have to hear all about the new Twilight movie.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) November 16, 2012

the best part of the last twilight movie is it’s the last twilight movie

— yuey (@assholepoop) November 18, 2012

Why cant real life be like twilight movies?:(

— Lejla(@Da_lejla) November 18, 2012

Please don’t tell me what happens in Skyfall until I have a chance to rent the first twenty-four Bond movies and get caught up on the plot.

— Justin Walker™ (@jwalkonthemoon) November 10, 2012

I’m okay btw, I just had one of those 4 hour erections after watching Skyfall.

— Suave LadyBoner (@RobDenBleyker) November 10, 2012

The toughest part about watching Daniel Craig on screen for me is that it’s like looking in a mirror.

— Dan Benjamin (@danbenjamin) November 9, 2012

I would go see the new Bond film, but I don’t want to disturb other movie-goers by ferociously masturbating over Daniel Craig.

— Luke Brown (@gr4sshopp3r) November 8, 2012

I think I should be allowed to collect Daniel Craig. I would keep him in a mylar bag and only look at him once in a while. Seems fair.

— GailSimone (@GailSimone) November 6, 2012

There is no amount of money I wouldn’tpay to see Javier Bardem and Daniel Craig make out.

— Meredith Borders (@xymarla) November 6, 2012

Daniel Craig left me brain damaged. Why there can’t be men looking like that in real life? Why?

— Juliana de A. K. (@the_stardust) November 2, 2012

I wish my iPhone had directions for lost in Daniel Craig’s eyes.

— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) November 9, 2012

The most interesting character in Skyfall is Javier Bardem’s hair.

— Tommy Wee (@TommyWee) November 4, 2012

Will Javier Bardem ever be permitted a decent haircut on camera again?

— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) November 5, 2012

So, I finally went to see Skyfall. Javier Bardem’s hairdresser deserves an Oscar.

— Elias (@Elias_KK) November 2, 2012

Wreck-It Ralph is such a faithful ode to games that Disney will release a sequel in 2013 that’s the same film with slightly better graphics

— CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) November 3, 2012

So many undecided voters at this 1:15 matinee of Wreck-It Ralph.

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 4, 2012

Sit next to someone who tells you how much Wreck-It Ralph sucks before the movie even starts if you want the full video game experience.

— Giancarlo Varanini (@gvaranini) November 3, 2012

Proud to be the drunkest person at this showing of Wreck-It Ralph.

— kdot (@kdotrunsthis) November 3, 2012