HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT I’M COMING TO NEW YORK CAN I BLOW YOU MAYBE.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

THAT BIG PITBULL CONCERT IN NYC JUST GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE OF ME. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING WELCOME!

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

I HOPE RIHANNA’S UMBRELLA IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

ERYTIME I LEAVE A CITY I’M LIKE NOW YOU’RE JUS SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO BLOW.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S RAININ MEN!!!! LOL LIKE SERIOUSLY I JUST DESTROYED A GAY BAR.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST IN ALL OF NYC THIS WEEKEND.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 29, 2012

BLOWIN SO MUCH WOOD I’M A WHORICANE

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012

THEY SEE MY BLOWIN, THEY HATIN.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012

CAN’T WAIT TO BE LIKE SNOOKI, BLOWIN THE WHOLE EAST COAST.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012

JUST BLEW A LAPTOP INTO THE OCEAN. NOW A DELL IS ROLLING IN DA DEEP.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012

BLOWIN SO MANY NIGGAS THEY SHOULD CALL ME HURRICANE SANDY KARDASHIAN.

— HURRICANE SANDY(@SandysHurricane) October 28, 2012