People speculate whether North Korea’s leader died after suffering a fit of rage. Was Kim Jong Il temper the assassin?

Twinkies are on the brink of extinction, what’s going to happen now? Will there be an army of angry fat people to fullfil the mayan apocalypse? Will the mexicans use it to smuggle cocaine into the US?

I’m not positive… but do you think that the Mayan calender actually accurately predicted the end of “The Twinkies” and not “The World”?

— The Highest Of High (@TommyBhong) November 19, 2012

At least he is not positive about it

Between Twinkies and waiting an hour for the Wii U to update, this has been a terrible, terrible week for people with no real problems.

— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) November 19, 2012

You forgot to mention the breakup between Bieber and Selena

Buying up all of the twinkies we can find….gonna make that Ebay money! #oprahdough

— Down With Webster (@DOWNWITHWEBSTER) November 19, 2012

Entrepreneurs…..

If Twinkies are made in Mexico, how much cocaine can be replacing the cream filling ? Just a thought

— Patrick Jones (@PatrickJones56) November 19, 2012

Arriba arriba!!

So they legalize marijuana and then get rid of Twinkies? Is our government playing some kind of cruel joke on us?

— SkepticalAfrica (@SkepticaI_Kid) November 18, 2012

What if Family Guy re-runs are next to go?

So we’ll bail out banks but not Twinkies. Who’s setting the priorities of this country?

— Aaron Levie (@levie) November 18, 2012

Common sense…..

in 50 years hostess will offer 5 golden twinkies and 5 lucky children will get the chance to go to their secret factory

— Lonely Guy Problems (@lonelyguyprobs) November 18, 2012

Hostess is going out of business. I just bought 5 cases of twinkies. Im freaking out because i only have 32 years to eat them.

— David Spade (@DavidSpade) November 18, 2012

I think the main reason Hostess shut down is because Twinkies taste like mayonnaise that was born retarded.

— Cracked.com (@cracked) November 17, 2012

Colorado legalization of marijuana is already a fact. What does the web thinks about it?

cant believe it s now legal to marry marijuana

— Conor Tripler (@ConorTripler) November 7, 2012

Did I mention Colorado and Washington are two of the most beautiful states ever? I intend to visit them both – you know, for the scenery.

— Alan Garner (@AlanHungover) November 8, 2012

I didn’t even know marijuana was even like running for president this year.

— InSeanity Claws (@seanvandaleyes) November 7, 2012

A week before Colorado legalizes marijuana, Peyton Manning acquires 21 Papa John’s franchises in the state. Guy can do no wrong.

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) November 7, 2012

Marijuana is now legal for recreational use in Colorado. In other news Wiz Khalifa just bought his first pair of skis

— Offensive Wonka (@LolOhWonka) November 8, 2012

Young Obama would have been so disappointed that old Obama can’t celebrate Colorado’s marijuana law.

— Indecision (@indecision) November 7, 2012

Portland desperate to merge with Denver to become the Colorado Nug-Blazers.

— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) November 8, 2012

So with Colorado legalizing marijuana, the basketball team name “Denver Nuggets” actually makes sense. #BOOM

— Isaac Mizrahi (@theREALisaacmiz) November 7, 2012

I know far too many people in Washington and Colorado to still be residing in Tennessee…

— c·[mfckn]·w (@cmfcknw) November 8, 2012

My son keeps talking about this green revolution in Colorado and how we need to move there! I mean of course I’ll go help the environment!

— Retarded Mom(@iRetardedMum) November 7, 2012