Sushi rice not perfectly sticky? Slightly overcooked pigeon? Under seasoned crudo? Pretentious Sommelier?

You’re not alone, you filthy rich first world human. DaCritics has found the worst reviews of the most expensive restaurant in the U.S.

Masa, NYC
Average Check Total: $1,269

Daniel, NYC
Average check total: $408

Jean-Georges, NYC
Average check total: $410

Herbfarm, Seattle
Average check total: $411

Chef’s Table, Brooklyn
Average check total: $450

Alinea, Chicago
Average check total: $693

French Laundry, Yountville
Average Check Total: $800

Urasawa, Beverly Hills
Average Check Total: $1,111