What does the web think of Lance Armstrong lies? Did he deserved the medals? Did he really landed on the moon?

Lance Armstrong breaks world record for most Tour de France titles stripped.

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 22, 2012

In a show of solidarity with Lance Armstrong, I will also never ride a bike again or before.

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 22, 2012

I have the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.

— Jack (@IamJackyBlack) October 22, 2012

They can take away Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France titles, but they can never take away the fact he was the first man on the moon.

— Laurie Hanna (@LaurieHanna) October 22, 2012

BREAKING: Lance Armstrong was just banned from teaching spin class.

— bombscribe (@bombscribe) October 22, 2012

“You’re all I have left,” says Lance Armstrong as he caresses the wife he made out of discarded Livestrong bracelets.

— ghost stefan (@boring_as_heck) October 22, 2012

They should let Lance Armstrong keep half his Tour de France titles based solely on the fact that he did those with one testicle

— Baratunde (@baratunde) October 22, 2012

Breaking: Lance Armstrong stripped of Papa John’s Papa Rewards points.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 22, 2012

Lance Armstrong’s Dog Leaves Him For Michael Vick

— Uncle Dynamite (@UncleDynamite) October 22, 2012

i can’t believe they’ve stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles – you try riding a bike on drugs…

— Lee Nelson (@RealLeeNelson) October 22, 2012

If only Lance Armstrong had the balls to admit his mistakes.

— Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) October 22, 2012

IF YOU SEE LANCE ARMSTRONG RIDING A BIKE, LEGALLY YOU MUST PUSH HIM OFF.

— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) October 22, 2012

For Halloween, Lance Armstrong should go as a 7-time Tour de France winner.

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 21, 2012

Lance Armstrong finally admits that the Moon landing was fake too. #sad

— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) October 22, 2012

Now that it has been proven that white men can jump, let’s take a look at the best tweets about Felix Baumgartner Jump.

https://twitter.com/Parkjaydrive/status/257556673596624898

Don’t try it with IOS6, you’ll end up in a small village in Pakistan

Felix Baumgartner may have broken the sound barrier in freefall but he’s still named Felix Baumgartner.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) October 15, 2012

Comes from a guy named Dwight

“Did it hurt?… When you fell from your space balloon?” (good pick-up line to use on Felix Baumgartner)

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) October 14, 2012

Romantic fellow, hope it works better than “Roses are red, violets are blue, i’m Felix Baumgartner and I will fall over you”

I invited my mom to stay at my house for 2 days, I’d like to see Felix Baumgartner try and top that. #Daredevil

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 14, 2012

You win, by far, you win

Definitely going as slutty Felix Baumgartner for halloween.

— Julie (@metricjulie) October 14, 2012

Any sentence with halloween, slutty and Felix Baumgartner sounds cool

I’d say Felix Baumgartner is a pretty down-to-earth guy.

— Vernon Dursley (@Dursleytime) October 14, 2012

Brace yourselves, RedBull jokes are coming:

Why does Felix Baumgartner use a parachute? I thought a redbull gave you wings.

— Minerva McGonagall (@_McGonagall_) October 14, 2012

Just saw a Pensioner do a Sort of Tribute to Felix Baumgartner. Yep. He Drank a Can of Red Bull and then Fell down an Escalator.

— Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon) October 14, 2012

Difference between me and Felix Baumgartner is that when I drink Red Bull, I just stay up and tag all my music by genre.

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 14, 2012

The lazies:

Felix Baumgartner tweeted from space then broke the sound barrier. I’m tweeting this from bed. I give up. You win this time, Baumgartner.

— Kelkulus (@kelkulus) October 14, 2012

Felix Baumgartner jumped out of a space capsule in an attempt to break records. I jumped off my couch in an attempt to get more ice cream.

— Chloe Lamb (@TheChloeLamb) October 14, 2012

The sports fans:

BREAKING: #FelixBaumgartner took so long to touch down that the Tennessee Titans offered him a 3 year $21 million dollar deal.

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) October 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/Giggsy99/status/257731345357361152

Source: Yahoo!